where did you find it?? does it have a name??? also i haven't heard of anyone missing a cat but you should totally keep it if we can't find who it belongs to
[ she is inviting herself onto cat crew, thx.... ]
[ Please join cat crew! Dimitri is not ready to be a full-time, single cat parent yet!! ]
I found him in a bag, unfortunately. It was the same that carried the goods the robots brought in earlier, but the poor thing looked terrified. I am just glad I was able to retrieve him in time.
Oh, since I cannot be sure whether he belongs to someone else or not, I have not named him yet. Although now that I have taken a closer look, I do think I recognize it.
[ Those robots are in for a world of pain, Dimitri just condemned them to a terrifying fate. ]
I believe I might have seen him in the monastery before, as a matter of fact. I shared a meal with him once, and he has followed me around a few times since. His fur is rather unique, too, quite hard to miss.
[ let us not get into the details of what kind of meal it was, though. Dimitri won't eat the weeds, but did he maybe eat catnip? A mystery. ]
that sounds like a perfect way to spend an afternoon, getting to visit both you and the cat! oh, but i don't have anything to bring for him... what do you think he likes to eat? and play with??
[ Join them for naps and come dream about the dream... ]
I have very little to offer to guests, myself, so, please, do not concern yourself with such details.
However, cats are known for liking meat and fish, are they not? I am not sure where you could possibly find it, but either would make for a delectable treat.
[ time to bone some meat and fish into existence…. ]
i'm sure we could get felix to hunt down some of those monsters that roam around the island although i don't know if that meat would be safe for a cat to eat...
[ hm ]
maybe some of the rations from the kitchens? but we'd have to get to them before they're cooked…
Hmm. I suppose I could always try it myself first?
[ Look, sometimes a man has to eat some weeds, and sometimes it doesn't end all that great, but hey! He's made it, right? It's fine, it's all fine!! ]
Oh, speaking of rations. I asked one of the robots for tea as a gift, and they were kind enough to grant me some. Perhaps as long as we ask on behalf of someone else, they might be more willing to show generosity?
[ Heeeee doesn't know yet but that tea is filled to the brim with aphrodisiacs, though, so. Noooot a good idea... ]
Telling the robots that the item is needed for... Ah, but in that case, would they not realize it was all but a ruse later, when no squares were filled?
[ Plus, he'd just... feel bad about lying to the robots, okay, they're just doing their best... ]
[ First of all, you're not her real dad! Second of all: ]
it wouldn't JUST be for cat treats there's a lot of stuff we need too
[ Food that doesn't come from monsters, beverages and tea that doesn't come laced with aphrodiasiacs, a few scented bars of soap....she would also kill a man for a proper brush, her hair is a hot mess right now. ]
and besides, there's stuff on these cards you can do without [ well ] you know i'll be fine, you don't have to worry about me at all
[ Is what she probably says right before she blows up the kitchen each time. ]
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[ She does have a point, he knows, but... as unreasonable as it is, he still feels responsible for seeing to the needs of his friends, even if they certainly don't need him to. Like a personal failure, really, but he also knows better than to say it out loud. ]
I understand I do not have to, but I worry, nonetheless. It is only natural to do so when it comes to those we care about, is it not?
[ He'll settle for leaving it at that instead; this much is safe to say, and hopefully easier to accept. ]
You do have a point about there being more... manageable squares, however. If you would not mind telling me, were you fortunate to be assigned one?
[ Does she want to talk to any of her male friends from home about her A5 card? Not particularly, she would rather dunk her head in a bucket full of cold water and leave herself there for as long as possible.
But considering she's already rattled off the highlights of sounding in front of Dimitri, talking about the less sexy things on her card is really the lesser of two evils. And better Dimitri than, say, Felix or Sylvain. Good thing this is text and not video, so he doesn't have to see her turn the same color as her hair. ]
i heard some people got cuddling, which is super unfair i wish i could just cuddle someone and have it count!
[ The dream!! But hmmm, let her check.... ]
one of my squares is strip tease i don't think there needs to be any physical contact for that one to count
[ Only her dying of mortification as she tries to act sexy in front of an audience. ]
there's also phone sex but i don't know if i could actually say....anything i would need to say for it to count
[ Oh. Oh no, Annette, no-- see, cuddling and hand-holding were the type of things he had in mind, not... strip tease! Or phone sex!! Goddess, how does he keep getting into these sorts of deals...
Should he tell her he has-- or rather, had cuddling in his own card, though? Probably not, it would just add insult to injury. ]
It might not be as easy as you think. For instance, I have "hands" as one of mine, but the simple act of holding hands with someone was not enough to fulfill it. I am not sure what else would it would take to meet the criteria...
[ Something more intimate than just holding them? Kissing, maybe? That... doesn't sound so bad, and something he could gladly offer to Annette, especially considering: ]
As for your squares... I am afraid I would not be comfortable with the thought of you doing either of these for the sake of this cat.
[ Or... with the thought of her doing it at all, but let's not go there. ]
[ By worse things, she absolutely means killing people in battle, yes? She could not! Possibly!! Mean anything else!! He refuses to think about it! ]
I... understand that. And I am as grateful for your support as I have ever been, truly, but... Ah, I suppose it is pointless to wish I could spare anyone else from it.
[ But he does. Both here and at war, he wishes he could shoulder the burden on his own, to ensure none of his friends would ever again be forced into something that will be etched into memory forevermore, but... he can't. He knows this much. ]
Still, if you must follow through with it... Then how about we try for the "hands" square in my card, when next we meet? We can decide on a reward together, if it does work.
[ It should go without saying, but he means it in the most innocent way possible! Kissing hands should be fairly tame, or maybe holding them together for longer-- Felix wasn't exactly very willing to cooperate, you see. ]
[ Yes, she is absolutely talking about killing men left and right without so much as blinking an eye. He can absolutely rest easy knowing that.
Mundane as the suggestion is, Annette can't help but blush a little. That Dimitri means it absolutely chastely she has no doubt, but blame the effects of residing in a place where phallic imagery is at its peak and every other word in the books she reads is either a reference to a dick or a lady's lower regions. ]
sure! it'll be nice to spend more time with the two of you, in any case maybe i can scrounge up some tea somewhere
[ Surely Felix can part with one whole tin of tea from his massive stores... ]
[ Somehow that makes him more at ease than... the acts this island wants them to perform. And he remembers how... excited Annette had been, in their first real battle. Hm. ]
If you could, that would be much appreciated. But I do mean it, your company will be more than sufficient. Oh, and possibly your feline expertise, of course.
[ Besides, he spends a whole lot of time alone these days. Not that he's foreign to it, but... he did get spoiled with seeing everyone every day, even if they were in the middle of a war. ]
[ Please keep away from the furry porn, Annette. For both their sake. ]
I hear people will gather at the beach to exchange gifted items they have no use for in two days time, so how about after that? With any luck, we might be able to acquire some tea, or even something for the cat.
[ Of course, at this point they don't know the actual sea zombie apocalypse will happen by then but that just means relaxing time with tea and a cat and a friend will be even more necessary! ]
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I don't suppose you know of anyone who is missing a cat, do you?
vote ruby for mvp this year
it's SOOOO CUTE!!!
[ he's so cute? she's so cute?? close enough ]
where did you find it??
does it have a name???
also i haven't heard of anyone missing a cat but you should totally keep it if we can't find who it belongs to
[ she is inviting herself onto cat crew, thx.... ]
huff huff!!
I found him in a bag, unfortunately. It was the same that carried the goods the robots brought in earlier, but the poor thing looked terrified. I am just glad I was able to retrieve him in time.
Oh, since I cannot be sure whether he belongs to someone else or not, I have not named him yet. Although now that I have taken a closer look, I do think I recognize it.
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[ she is going to have Some Words with these robots, right after she finishes squealing over sir cattington the brave ]
where do you recognize him from though??
i don't think i've ever seen him around before...
[ all the cats at the monastery were equally cute to her ]
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I believe I might have seen him in the monastery before, as a matter of fact. I shared a meal with him once, and he has followed me around a few times since. His fur is rather unique, too, quite hard to miss.
[ let us not get into the details of what kind of meal it was, though. Dimitri won't eat the weeds, but did he maybe eat catnip? A mystery. ]
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he's very lucky to have ended up with you here then
[ large and imposing he might be on the outside, but on the inside dimitri is still one of the nicest and squishiest people she knows. ]
is his fur really soft? it looks really soft!!
if we don't find who he belongs to you have to let me come over and pet him!
[ please, pretty please! ]
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[ He gets company! Love and a nap!! Plenty of naps!! ]
Oh, and he is rather soft to the touch, yes. But whether we do find his owner or not, you are welcome to come over to see him anytime.
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that sounds like a perfect way to spend an afternoon, getting to visit both you and the cat!
oh, but i don't have anything to bring for him...
what do you think he likes to eat? and play with??
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I have very little to offer to guests, myself, so, please, do not concern yourself with such details.
However, cats are known for liking meat and fish, are they not? I am not sure where you could possibly find it, but either would make for a delectable treat.
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i'm sure we could get felix to hunt down some of those monsters that roam around the island
although i don't know if that meat would be safe for a cat to eat...
[ hm ]
maybe some of the rations from the kitchens? but we'd have to get to them before they're cooked…
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[ Look, sometimes a man has to eat some weeds, and sometimes it doesn't end all that great, but hey! He's made it, right? It's fine, it's all fine!! ]
Oh, speaking of rations. I asked one of the robots for tea as a gift, and they were kind enough to grant me some. Perhaps as long as we ask on behalf of someone else, they might be more willing to show generosity?
[ Heeeee doesn't know yet but that tea is filled to the brim with aphrodisiacs, though, so. Noooot a good idea... ]
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oh that's a good point!
one of my friends here told me that whenever she needed something, she would just tell the robots she needed it for sex
[ which is still a very awkward thing to discuss with an old classmate, but persevere she must for this adorable cat ]
they've probably been asked for weirder things than meat so it shouldn't be too hard...
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Telling the robots that the item is needed for... Ah, but in that case, would they not realize it was all but a ruse later, when no squares were filled?
[ Plus, he'd just... feel bad about lying to the robots, okay, they're just doing their best... ]
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do you really think they'd check up on us after we ask?
[ It makes sense, in hindsight. No point in giving out stuff if it's not actually going to be used. Ugh, this place is the worst! ]
i guess....i'll just have to work extra hard then!
[ If it's for Mr. Cat, she'll do anything. ]
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But that "working extra hard," in the context of this island... it worries him. What do you think you are doing, young lady... ]
Annette, please, do not take on reckless action only for the sake of obtaining cat treats. Your company is more than enough, I promise.
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it wouldn't JUST be for cat treats
there's a lot of stuff we need too
[ Food that doesn't come from monsters, beverages and tea that doesn't come laced with aphrodiasiacs, a few scented bars of soap....she would also kill a man for a proper brush, her hair is a hot mess right now. ]
and besides, there's stuff on these cards you can do without [ well ] you know
i'll be fine, you don't have to worry about me at all
[ Is what she probably says right before she blows up the kitchen each time. ]
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I understand I do not have to, but I worry, nonetheless. It is only natural to do so when it comes to those we care about, is it not?
[ He'll settle for leaving it at that instead; this much is safe to say, and hopefully easier to accept. ]
You do have a point about there being more... manageable squares, however. If you would not mind telling me, were you fortunate to be assigned one?
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But considering she's already rattled off the highlights of sounding in front of Dimitri, talking about the less sexy things on her card is really the lesser of two evils. And better Dimitri than, say, Felix or Sylvain. Good thing this is text and not video, so he doesn't have to see her turn the same color as her hair. ]
i heard some people got cuddling, which is super unfair
i wish i could just cuddle someone and have it count!
[ The dream!! But hmmm, let her check.... ]
one of my squares is strip tease
i don't think there needs to be any physical contact for that one to count
[ Only her dying of mortification as she tries to act sexy in front of an audience. ]
there's also phone sex but i don't know if i could actually say....anything i would need to say for it to count
[ This is already mortifying enough, please. ]
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Should he tell her he has-- or rather, had cuddling in his own card, though? Probably not, it would just add insult to injury. ]
It might not be as easy as you think. For instance, I have "hands" as one of mine, but the simple act of holding hands with someone was not enough to fulfill it. I am not sure what else would it would take to meet the criteria...
[ Something more intimate than just holding them? Kissing, maybe? That... doesn't sound so bad, and something he could gladly offer to Annette, especially considering: ]
As for your squares... I am afraid I would not be comfortable with the thought of you doing either of these for the sake of this cat.
[ Or... with the thought of her doing it at all, but let's not go there. ]
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i'm going to have to do them eventually
maybe not for the cat but in general
i'm not going to let you guys do all the work!
[ Even if this work is...hm. ]
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I... understand that. And I am as grateful for your support as I have ever been, truly, but... Ah, I suppose it is pointless to wish I could spare anyone else from it.
[ But he does. Both here and at war, he wishes he could shoulder the burden on his own, to ensure none of his friends would ever again be forced into something that will be etched into memory forevermore, but... he can't. He knows this much. ]
Still, if you must follow through with it... Then how about we try for the "hands" square in my card, when next we meet? We can decide on a reward together, if it does work.
[ It should go without saying, but he means it in the most innocent way possible! Kissing hands should be fairly tame, or maybe holding them together for longer-- Felix wasn't exactly very willing to cooperate, you see. ]
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Mundane as the suggestion is, Annette can't help but blush a little. That Dimitri means it absolutely chastely she has no doubt, but blame the effects of residing in a place where phallic imagery is at its peak and every other word in the books she reads is either a reference to a dick or a lady's lower regions. ]
sure!
it'll be nice to spend more time with the two of you, in any case
maybe i can scrounge up some tea somewhere
[ Surely Felix can part with one whole tin of tea from his massive stores... ]
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If you could, that would be much appreciated. But I do mean it, your company will be more than sufficient. Oh, and possibly your feline expertise, of course.
[ Besides, he spends a whole lot of time alone these days. Not that he's foreign to it, but... he did get spoiled with seeing everyone every day, even if they were in the middle of a war. ]
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[ Normally she'd run off to the library and do some hefty research but....well, she's tired of furry porn. Blame Sylvain. ]
just name a time and i'll be there!
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I hear people will gather at the beach to exchange gifted items they have no use for in two days time, so how about after that? With any luck, we might be able to acquire some tea, or even something for the cat.
[ Of course, at this point they don't know the actual sea zombie apocalypse will happen by then but that just means relaxing time with tea and a cat and a friend will be even more necessary! ]
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